Murphy's war law

[Halvor]

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und leicht larptauglich zu machen...

Hier ein paar besonders schöne: 


    You are not superman.

    When in doubt, empty your magazine.

    Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.

    Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

    If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

    If you are short of everything but enemy, you are in combat.

    If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

    The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

    The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

    Always make sure someone has a can opener.